Anytime I wan calculate my end-of-month expenses, na then I go begin see names wey I no sabi.

Who be Amaka Ndidi, and wetin dey happen for my life wey make me send you #20 ,250 for 2:00 a.m??

🚨🔵⚪️ Brighton agree deal to sign Valentin Joseph as talented striker for the future.

18 year old English forward was wanted by several clubs as he’s leaving Blackburn Rovers but #BHAFC win race.

Deal sealed and here we go. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

🚨🔵🔴 Official, confirmed. 18 year old winger Jesse Bisiwu joins Barcelona from Club Brugge.

€8.5m fee plus also 20% sell-on clause.

Contract until June 2031.

🚨⚪️⚫️ Newcastle have reached a verbal agreement with Matthias Jaissle to become new head coach, here we go!

The agreement will be valid until June 2030 and it’s expected to be signed in the nexe days, with Al Ahli informed.

🔜🇩🇪 #NUFC want Jaissle, as revealed this morning.

Verily verily I say unto you, For rice may finish, and noodles may depart… but garri remaineth in the cupboard, awaiting the return of the prodigal eater.

And again I say unto you, Blessed is he who hath sugar, for his garri shall know sweetness.

Garrithians 5:20

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Sad story 10k
Relationship problem 20k.🤗🤗

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Verily verily I say unto you, that he who rejecteth garri in the days of abundance shall seeketh it in the hour of sapa.

Blessed is he who hath sugar, for his garri shall know sweetness.
‎Garrithians 4:20

"How are you surviving this economy?"

Me: 1 job, 2 side hustles.
Think small 🤔
Hiss unprovoked 😏
Press phone 🤳and laugh😆
Shout Omo x 100
Transfer aggression to who bill me😡
Say "God Abeg" in my mind like 20 times daily.🙏

I go lie for you!...💯😎

💥🇫🇷 OFFICIAL: Michael Olise BEATS Pelé record for ****** ists in a single World Cup campaign.

7 ****** ists delivered in 2026 World Cup. 🪄

@ J. Rollings